What do dance, diving, and rugby have in common?
Nothing really, besides the fact that I played all three in high school (just don’t look at my stats).
Now that you’re already reading, allow me to introduce myself.
Don’t try to beat me in a chaco tan competition, you’ll lose.
I eat blueberries by the container, the big container.
My all-time solitaire record is 1:21.
I learned my rights from my lefts by playing Dance, Dance, Revolution.
Before you ask, I was born & raised in Minneapolis (no, I’m not used to the cold) (no again, I don’t have a good winter coat).
I am an oxford comma supporter, through, through, and through.
Neon orange is not only my favorite color, but my entire personality. I think that orange and blue belong together. If you don’t believe me, check out my resume. (<— Click there to look at it!)
